BRONKA HATES LONDON

Your wait is over, you can calm down now, buy the shortest ho shorts you can,

make sure you stay hydrated and come shake ass cos I AM COMING TO

LONDON for nothing but horny, sweaty, h∗tefull Brazilian music, from beginning

to end, just EWWWWWW delicia pqp.

You already know the place: The Lower third (cozy and sweaty just how we love

it)

You already know the date: 17. October (you think its far away, but I ASSURE

YOU its just around the corner)

You already know the time: 23:00 (come early and make sure your horny ass

stays till the end)

You already know the dress code: Brink yo bronka Jersey, and your ho shorts)

I cant wait to have you all NO GRAUUUUU.

May you be blessed,

VAI TOMANDO,

THE BRONKER.